Huge Random Rant ~ Volume 1

The following is a huge random rant about various things that irritate/confuse me.

WARNING! This may offend, read at your own risk!

My Little Pony
Where the hell has this huge massive freaking fan base suddenly popped up from? Everyone seems to be into it and I just don't get why. Everywhere I look there's ponies, or pony crossovers, or pony pair-ups, can't escape the god-damn things. What confuses me the most though, is the sheer amount of fans that are, in fairness, far to f@#+ing old to be referring to themselves as a ''Brony''. -_-

''Artistic Nude''
A term that many people don't seem to understand around here. Dear most people, taking a picture of your tits in your bathroom on your mobile phone's camera is not f@#+ing artistic, it's a cheap slutty way at getting attention, and to all the perverts who will then comment on these pictures with remarks such as ''OMG! So beautiful'' or ''Amazing photo babe'', get your hand off your f@#+ing dick and try actually doing something better with your life!

Weird Yaoi Pairings
Now, let's get this straight first, I don't hate yaoi, I happen to think some of it is very cute and sweet. My problem however is with incestual f@#+ed up pairings, e.g. Solid Snake x Liquid Snake, or the most popular one at the minute, Thor x Loki. Where do I start with this one, it is NOT cute/sexy/fit/amazing or whatever word you want to use, I know they're only fictional characters but still, they're f@#+ing brothers, STOP MAKING THEM HAVE SEX!!

Raiden (Metal Gear Solid)
Everybody seemed to hate this guy about 10 years ago when Metal Gear Solid 2 originally came out, well I say everybody, the majority seemed to be piss-irritating Snake fan boys that were gutted they couldn't bum Snake for another 8 hours. All of them saying a similar thing ''Raiden is so girly'' or ''OMG Raiden's gay, I hated playing as him''. To all of the people who have said anything similar to that I give you this message: ''STFU AND GO AWAY''. See I liked Raiden, I essentially grew up with him, if anything he's probably my favourite character. On another note, he was also essential to the storyline, Raiden was introduced to give players a new perspective of Snake, but clearly for all you closed minded fan boys out there, Mr Kojima's grand plan wasn't good enough for you. What bothers me most though I think is that now Raiden's all cyborg-y and bad ass, everyone that previously hated him now seems to love him. Make up your god-damn mind, stop judging him on his looks and judge him overall as a character.

Gay Marriage
I'm gay, I believe that we should have the right to marry, and I don't think that anyone has the right to deprive us of that. All we want is the same rights as everybody else, no more, no less, so why the hell are there so many people out there that are determined to keep us down? Dear every homophobe/religious nut who opposes gay marriage; we don't f@#+ing interfere with your weddings/relationships, so keep your f@#+ing bigoted nose out of ours! Simple as!

People on deviantART who litter their page with crap
This annoys me, I've come across far too many pages where people have cluttered it up to f@#+ with useless crap, why do it? Seriously! Stop it!

Peta
After their recent stunt with Pokémon I really hate the group, I think they're pathetic.


And there you have it!